I'm a big vampire fan!! I've read two famous vampire novels. Dracula and Interview with the Vampire. Heard of Vlad Dracula. I've never been to Translvania and that's where vampires are believed to exist. But i believe vampires are myths. If they do exist, I myself would go after them and destroy them. First, i take a bag of wooden stakes, my rosary beads, a cross, a chain of garlic. Then i dig up the grave and find this monster drive a stake through the heart and then cut off the head then sprinkle a little holy water and spray garlic on the corpse. Then put a cross on the body.

First of all, Altoon, it takes more than a cross, holy water, and garlic to kill one of us. Though, I must admit the stake and beheading might do so, I do not recommend you try, as it could be very hazardous to yourself and those around you...

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this is 2009 and surly people arent still gulliable enough to think to kill one of us u can use water or garlic!!!! pmsl

Oh, there are people who want to be vampires on here, at one time that would have been cute, but now it's just banal. You know what you guys would benefit from? A little psychotherapy! Start seeing a quality psychologist, and you might just resolve some of the psychological abuse projected onto you by your parents. Then maybe you wouldn't need to self-identify as a fictional monster! Wouldn't that be keen kiddies? Vampirism started out as an unconscious invention of victims of child-abuse. Stoker seized the idea in order to expirement with ideas of morality and societal progress in a post-existentialist scientific world. In the book Dracula, the titular character is depicted as a violent, megalomania-cal serial-rapist. Over time the character, and the idea of the vampire in general, has been softened and diluted, as American society has become increasingly violent, megalomania-cal, and predatory. It doesn't take much to kill vampires, just a little rationality.